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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced rectangles is a task for a glorified inventory database.
Professional gatekeeper of ceramic and porcelain inventory.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated haggling for the modern showroom.
ow.youAI▸ TILESYNC PRO 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates trade discounts faster than you blink
You manage showroom displays and haggle trade prices. You are basically a warm body between customers and inventory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a homeowner is about to argue about tile grout colors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An automated portal will handle all trade contact price negotiations.
Month 7
Weight sensors track tile inventory levels to prevent human counting.
Month 16
Virtual displays replace the physical tiles you currently dust daily.
Year 2.1
Robotic arms in the back retrieve samples for local contractors.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked and the showroom goes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 percent
Average margin error
8 hours
Time spent talking
Very low
Customer patience rating
Your severance
A crate of leftover limestone tiles and a handshake.
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