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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour archive of historical zoning permits is about to be indexed.
Gatekeeper of the municipal basement archives and dusty files.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing every village record with ruthless efficiency.
glub.youAI▸ CIVICRECORD AUTO-ARCHIVE 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
digitizes the entire municipal archives overnight
You manage municipal records, process permit applications, and support public meetings. You document local government actions and filings.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the singular ability to decipher local property disputes from thirty years ago.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed scanners ingest your entire paper archive overnight.
Month 4
Residents upload permit requests directly to a web portal.
Month 8
AI listens to meetings and writes the minutes perfectly.
Month 12
A chatbot answers every citizen inquiry regarding property setbacks.
Month 14 · D-Day
The office is automated and your desk is recycled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
12,000
Records indexed per minute
Instant
Permit denial speed
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the digital village newsletter.
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