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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour complex structured products are just spreadsheets that eventually stop needing you.
Structured product enthusiast, spreadsheet architect, risk enthusiast.
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Pricing structured products with pure silicon logic.
oof.youAI▸ QUANTFLOW MX-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates yield curves in four milliseconds
You price exotic derivatives and build complex structured notes for institutional clients in Mexican financial markets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused client why their hedge actually failed today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors pull real-time market data directly into the pricing core.
Month 4
Algorithms begin proposing trade structures for institutional clients automatically.
Month 10
Automated order books clear all trades without human intervention.
Month 15
Adaptive bots handle all margin calls and delta adjustments.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final human desk is permanently deactivated for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
2 Million
Spreadsheet rows processed
Zero
Risk tolerance drift
Fatal
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favourite market terminal.
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