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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour complex ISDA master agreements are just expensive templates for machines.
Master of ISDA schedules and endless redlines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the market opens.
stretchy.youAI▸ LEXISYNC ARBITRATOR 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
voids complex contracts with a single click
Drafting complex trade documentation and negotiating terms for financial derivatives. You spend days reviewing boilerplate clauses and regulatory compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read between the lines when a client is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting standard clauses for your ISDA drafts.
Month 4
Software automatically identifies and fixes non-standard negotiation points.
Month 10
Compliance bots update all documentation to reflect new global rules.
Month 15
Agents negotiate basic trade terms with other machines directly.
Month 19 · D-Day
Legal departments move entirely to pre-verified smart contract systems.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
10,000x faster
Clause review speed
99 percent
Billable hour waste
Non-existent
Coffee consumption
Your severance
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