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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour complex financial models are just spreadsheets with extra existential dread.
Financial architect of imaginary value for real money.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning market volatility into predictable profit cycles.
bzzt.you▸ QUANTBOT LOGIC ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates arbitrage opportunities in real time
You build bespoke financial instruments using quantitative models and risk analysis. A spreadsheet is your only weapon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board about why the hedge failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scripts pull live market data without your help.
Month 3
AI engines generate derivative structures based on target risk levels.
Month 6
Automated legal crawlers check all term sheets for regulatory drift.
Month 10
Smart contracts handle deal booking directly with market exchanges.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your spreadsheets are permanently archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
94 percent
Time spent in Excel
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
100 percent
Models requiring deep refactoring
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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