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October 19, 2042
In 16 yearsYour steady hands are just biological hardware awaiting an upgrade.
Cutting out problems, one suspicious mole at a time.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dermal reconstruction with zero margin for error.
stretchy.youAI▸ DERMASLICE PRECISION CELL 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
performs instant precision excision while monitoring patient vitals
You perform precise excisions, manage complex wound closures, and diagnose subtle skin pathologies under intense clinical focus.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the intuitive clinical judgement to explain biopsy risks to a terrified patient.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models map every lesion with higher precision than human sight.
Month 13
Robotic arms perform diagnostic sampling without waiting for lab results.
Year 4
Guided lasers remove cancerous tissue leaving zero residual margins.
Year 9
Automated micro-actuators close wounds with near-invisible scarring.
Year 16 · D-Day
The clinic runs entirely on autonomous procedural feedback loops.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
0.0001mm
Micron-level excision error
0 minutes
Patient wait time
100%
Suture density perfection
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium SPF-50 sunscreen.
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