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Will AI replace Dermatology Research Scientist jobs? · Latest report #crfmbafk
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour skin samples provide better data when processed by cold silicone chips.
Staring at cells until the cells stare back.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Skin analysis without the human bias.
bzzt.youAI▸ DERMALOGIC SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes biopsy slides at lightning speed
You classify skin lesions and analyze patient biopsy data to find new treatments. Efficiency is your only true metric.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a controversial research hypothesis in person when the evidence is ambiguous.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Visual models start cataloging your entire library of skin slides.
Month 5
AI detects malignant patterns faster than your tired human eyes.
Month 13
Software scrapes your past successful applications to secure future funding.
Year 1.9
Robotic cells handle all slide preparation and staining processes.
Year 3 · D-Day
The lab no longer requires your presence to function perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,000
Biopsies analyzed per hour
4 percent
Human error rate
Zero
Coffee breaks
Your severance
One free jar of high-end clinical moisturizer.
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