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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsPaying two people to make magazines while you hold the vision.
Creative visionary, mostly just approving other people's kerning.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Vision without the overhead
split.youAI▸ DESIGNCHIEF V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates creative direction for every client
You oversee magazine layouts and client relationships. Automation will handle the aesthetic choices and personnel management tasks shortly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate exactly why a specific font choice feels 'too aggressive' today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-generated slide decks replace your initial client sales pitches.
Month 6
Layout software suggests final compositions based on style guides.
Month 12
Algorithmic review tools replace your weekly check-ins with designers.
Month 16
Direct integration with printing houses removes human intermediaries.
Year 2 · D-Day
The agency runs entirely on an automated creative server instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
75 percent
Time spent on emails
12 per page
Average layout adjustments
Infinite
CEO ego inflation
Your severance
One free subscription to a stock image library.
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