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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour aesthetic choices are just data points waiting to be pruned.
Pixel-pusher defending margins against the inevitable void of automation.
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You evaluate user interface layouts and visual hierarchies. You provide feedback on design assets to meet product goals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific shade of blue feels nostalgic to humans.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software flags your spacing errors before you even notice them.
Month 3
Generative models create all your component variations in seconds.
Month 6
Algorithms run thousands of layout variations to find the best conversion.
Month 10
Design systems update themselves based on real-time user behavior data.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your design credentials are revoked as the system optimizes itself permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99.8%
design decisions automated
0.02ms
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human subjective bias
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