Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Design Configuration Engineer jobs? · Latest report #w2xak3az
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou track versions, but soon you will just be one.
Serial number obsessed, revision control enthusiast, spreadsheet champion.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated versioning for the modern factory floor.
help!youAI▸ CONFIGCONTROL AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
validates bill of materials in milliseconds
You manage engineering change orders and document version control for complex hardware assembly and product data structures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which legacy part will break the entire build assembly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software starts indexing your messy folder structures without asking you.
Month 4
Smart agents highlight your manual entry errors in real time.
Month 8
Engineers begin talking directly to the model instead of you.
Month 13
The system approves simple change orders without human oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server locks you out and assumes full configuration control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Zero
Change order conflicts
None
Revision errors
Instant
Documentation speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud storage you do not need.
Discussion
