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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou design the dropdown menus that everyone hates using anyway.
Senior Consultant (optimizing clicks for corporate boredom)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Maps user intent to procurement outcomes instantly.
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automates user flow testing on millions simultaneously
You build complex navigation flows for procurement portals and argue about button placement in meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a layout is frustrating because it feels humanly wrong to you.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Library updates enforce rigid UI templates across all systems.
Month 7
Software runs thousands of click-tests to determine button placement.
Month 15
Heatmap analysis replaces your hours of observation in workshops.
Year 2.2
AI models generate entire procurement workflows from raw data.
Year 3 · D-Day
The final consultant login is revoked to save 115k annually.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
42 per feature
Average design revisions
11 per week
Button alignment disputes
Endless
Stakeholder feedback loops
Your severance
One free subscription to the product you designed.
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