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March 23, 2028
In 17 monthsWatching people use products is easier when you do not exist.
Expert at watching people struggle with bad UI.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total behavioral surveillance without the empathy.
bzzt.youAI▸ OMNILENS INSIGHT ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters subconscious bias from every user stream
Observing user behaviors in natural settings and analyzing qualitative patterns to inform product design decisions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell when a user is lying about their frustration during interviews.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Speech-to-text models parse your messy interview recordings instantly.
Month 4
Machine vision maps user body language to feature usability.
Month 8
Synthetic personas simulate user feedback based on historical datasets.
Month 13
Logic engines generate affinity diagrams without needing physical walls.
Month 17 · D-Day
Your research role is archived into a read-only database.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Average hours spent staring at user logs
94%
Percentage of research skipped by stakeholders
1200
Number of sticky notes per discovery cycle
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-end sticky notes.
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