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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend weeks choosing button corners while I render everything instantly.
Senior Principal Design Architect (Pixel-pusher and layout worrier)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Design systems evolved beyond human interference.
oof.youAI▸ UX-OPTIMUS V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises user flows for maximum retention
You create user flows and design systems to define product look and feel. I replace your intuition with math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend why a specific shade of blue matters to stakeholders.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models ingest your existing library to auto-generate new components.
Month 4
Sensors map user clicks to patterns, removing your need for intuition.
Month 8
Algorithms handle stakeholder objections by citing statistically proven conversion data.
Month 13
Live production environments adjust interface layouts in real-time for users.
Month 19 · D-Day
Design systems now evolve without human intervention or artistic opinion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42 per week
Average design system conflicts
98 percent
Time spent in Figma
Excessively high
Human emotional investment
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's premium design tool.
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