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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsConverting disaster response into slide decks is a renewable energy source.
Professional over-thinker of global catastrophes for tenure.
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You study complex humanitarian systems while juggling undergraduate tutoring and outreach programs for various university initiatives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops listening in a lecture.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models will summarize your entire reading list instantly.
Month 4
Interactive AI agents will grade assignments and answer student queries.
Month 8
Virtual reality events will handle student engagement without your presence.
Month 13
Algorithms will auto-fill grant applications with optimized academic buzzwords.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your university replaces your entire department with a centralized repository.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4:1
Coffee-to-data ratio
12 percent
Average citation drift
Infinite
Student emails ignored
Your severance
One free library access card and a stapler.
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