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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou ask people what they want, then build what they ignore.
Professional listener, slide deck curator, empathy enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining user truth without the small talk.
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aggregates thousands of hours of feedback instantly
You conduct interviews and surveys to map user intent. You turn messy anecdotes into polished presentation decks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a user is lying to be polite during testing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots identify and schedule test participants without human interference.
Month 4
Models scan call transcripts to identify friction points immediately.
Month 8
AI organizes feedback clusters better than a wall of stickies.
Month 13
Report software builds your stakeholder decks before the meeting ends.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system replaces human intuition with raw predictive data streams.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42 percent
Average empathy overhead
1200
Post-it notes per insight
98 percent
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