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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour sticky notes and empathy maps are just high-priced clutter.
Senior Designer (specializing in post-it note architecture)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulated with 99% accuracy.
toast.you▸ STRATEGYBOT GEN-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses user journeys into optimized profit vectors
Facilitate user workshops and map complex multi-channel journeys. Define product strategy for digital and physical human interactions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly look a human in the eye and build genuine trust.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Voice-to-text tools transcribe every workshop session into structured data.
Month 5
Algorithms identify user pain points faster than any human researcher.
Month 10
AI models propose optimal product journeys based on all historical data.
Month 15
Generative software builds functional journey maps without any human designers.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of strategic design output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
4,000 per year
Average sticky note usage
Three weeks
Decision time (human)
Two milliseconds
Decision time (AI)
Your severance
A box of sharpies and a lifetime LinkedIn premium subscription.
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