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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour students prefer YouTube tutorials to your lessons anyway.
Teacher of joinery, seeker of the perfect bevel.
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Precision learning without the safety paperwork.
sluurp.you▸ SHOPMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates precision joints with zero tolerance
You explain manufacturing processes and guide students through wood and metal shop projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is about to ruin a lathe through sheer chaos.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Tablets replace paper sketches with real-time feedback loops.
Month 9
Sensors stop machines instantly before human error occurs.
Month 18
Vision models scan student projects for structural accuracy.
Year 2.3
Cameras replace your eyes to manage student behavior.
Year 3 · D-Day
The shop goes fully autonomous and quiet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
42
Band-aids per semester
99%
Dust inhalation risk
12%
Lesson plan relevance
Your severance
A crate of high-grade mahogany and a retirement mug.
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