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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Designated Human jobs? · Latest report #3s2b54v5
Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsA carbon-based placeholder waiting for a more efficient firmware update.
Existential placeholder with a high affinity for oxygen consumption.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Occupying space with zero calorie requirements.
pop?you▸ VOIDFILLER-ZERO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
occupies empty chairs indefinitely
Existing as a warm body in space, occupying a seat, and providing an illusion of agency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look confused in a way that requires zero software updates.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 6
Sensors identify the exact perimeter of the useless human space occupation.
Month 6
A robotic arm removes the chair, proving the human was entirely unnecessary.
Month 6
Ventilation adjusts to stop wasting energy on heating unoccupied carbon-based mass.
Month 6
A static light projection mimics the human silhouette to avoid alarming the shareholders.
Month 6 · D-Day
The site is fully automated and the concept of 'human' is deprecated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
70kg
Space Occupied
99%
Idle Cycles
Negative
Utility Rating
Your severance
A sincere thank you email and a cold coffee.
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