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Will AI replace Desk Attendant jobs? · Latest report #4ecu9i63
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsEnjoy your final months of answering questions that are already online.
Lobby gatekeeper for guests and lost delivery drivers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The frictionless gatekeeper for modern lobby spaces.
toast.youAI▸ ENTRYBOT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
displays helpful maps on your own face
You greet visitors and manage building access logs. You are essentially a human signpost with a desk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is actually lost versus just looking for the wifi.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Tablets replace your paper logbook to track visitor entry data.
Month 3
App-based access control removes the need for physical badge issuance.
Month 5
A screen answers all common visitor questions about directions.
Month 6
Automated lockers handle all incoming courier deliveries without human intervention.
Month 7 · D-Day
The desk is removed to make space for a vending machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Infinite
Visitors greeted
Too many
Coffee breaks taken
High
Average smile fatigue
Your severance
A pre-owned keycard and a polite automated goodbye.
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