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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou optimize strategies that perform best when you are not involved.
Professional spreadsheet tinkerer and professional math-worrier.
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Alpha generation at zero latency.
no no noyou▸ QUANTCORE V.8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rebalances your portfolio while you are sleeping
You tweak trading code and wrangle datasets to keep black-box strategies running. You stare at charts until eyes bleed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model took a massive loss at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models start refactoring your legacy trading scripts for speed.
Month 5
Data ingestion runs automatically without you cleaning the broken files.
Month 10
The framework rewrites its own parameters based on market performance.
Month 15
Trading desks stop needing humans to watch the live logs.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single server replaces the entire research and execution desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.0001 percent
Strategy drift tolerance
too high
Human error latency
critical
Codebase technical debt
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium stock screener.
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