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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Deskside IT Support jobs? · Latest report #qrwkenvc
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour screwdriver set is just a collection of very small, manual paperweights.
Professional cable untangler and password reset merchant.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing end-user incompetence with zero human touch.
nom.you▸ OMNIREPAIR HUB V2.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects user errors before they happen
You shuffle between desks to plug in cables and reset user passwords. Your physical presence is mostly for show.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about spilling coffee on the motherboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and software begin monitoring hardware health before you arrive.
Month 4
Automated lockers replace your hand-delivery of replacement phones.
Month 9
Models signal for parts replacement before the hardware actually dies.
Month 13
Automated arms handle component swaps in standardized workstation designs.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final human support ticket is resolved by a central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
2 seconds
Ticket resolution time
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
Millions
Users placated
Your severance
A decommissioned mouse and a stack of ethernet cables.
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