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the 2000s
Already deprecatedYou were a paperclip with a superiority complex and zero utility.
The original annoying pop-up notification.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Silence is the new assistance.
split.you▸ SEARCHENGINE-9000▸ RARITY · RELIC▸ DEPRECATED · THE 2000SAI's Special Power
blocks all user progress
You popped up to offer unwanted help. You were replaced by search bars that actually work.
The one thing AI can't do
You possessed a unique charm that made people hate their operating system.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
1996
You arrived to haunt millions of spreadsheets worldwide.
1999
Users began actively searching for ways to delete you.
2003
Microsoft finally disabled your default presence in Office.
2007
You were officially removed from the software codebase.
Already
You became a meme for failure and unwanted intrusion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9 percent
User irritation index
Zero
Helpful suggestions
Twenty
Years since relevant
Your severance
One digital recycle bin icon.
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