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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour career is essentially a ticket that will never get closed.
Master of imaging, ghosting, and explaining how to reboot.
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Automated endpoint management for the modern cubicle.
toast.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes every workstation during lunch break
You manage workstation deployments, troubleshoot OS image corruption, and fix broken hardware peripherals for office staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically distinguish between a broken HDMI cable and a loose monitor port.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Remote scripts silently update firmware without your interference.
Month 4
Sensors identify every peripheral connected to your network.
Month 10
Machines repair their own corrupted files without human input.
Month 14
A bot closes half your tickets before users finish typing.
Month 19 · D-Day
The final server rack takes over your remaining responsibilities.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Under 4 seconds
Ticket resolution time
Zero percent
Hardware failure rate
Eliminated entirely
User password resets
Your severance
A decommissioned mouse and a stack of sticky notes.
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