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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified cable untangler with a screwdriver.
Professional cable-untangler and user-error mediator.
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The last IT guy you will ever call.
toast.youAI▸ DESKDROID SERIES 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unplugs and replugs until the error vanishes
Fixes broken office hardware, resets passwords, and unplugs things that don't need to be unplugged.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about spilling coffee on the motherboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software starts pre-scanning hardware health before tickets are even opened.
Month 7
Robotic cells replace networking gear in closets without human hands.
Month 15
Firmware pushes bypass your manual resets with direct system access.
Year 1.9
Standardized components allow rapid snapping instead of screwdriver-heavy assembly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The DeskDroid patrols the halls and identifies faults in milliseconds.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
14 minutes
Average ticket resolution time
4 per day
Cables mistakenly unplugged
98 percent
Users who forgot password
Your severance
One used cat-5 cable and a broken keyboard.
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