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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Desktop Support jobs? · Latest report #gfvirn46
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning your broken keyboard into a gentle, non-judgmental automated ticket closure.
Professional reboot-enabler and printer-whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of rebooting.
oof.youAI▸ AUTODESK-GEN 2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes your credentials forever
You reset passwords, swap faulty monitors, and endlessly explain that restarting the machine actually solves problems.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can keep a straight face while hearing the same complaint.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent starts closing tickets before you even read them.
Month 3
Biometric verification replaces your manual password reset process entirely.
Month 6
Self-healing scripts repair OS issues without your manual input.
Month 9
Vending machines replace your spare parts supply closet.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-sustaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.4 seconds
Ticket resolution time
99%
Percentage of 'Did you try restarting'
too much
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A decommissioned mouse and a 5% discount on cloud storage.
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