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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career is just a ticket waiting to be closed permanently.
Professional password resetter and printer whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving tickets before you even open them.
oof.youAI▸ AUTODESK-TERMINAL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses every ticket with a generic link
You reset passwords and image laptops while pretending your deep knowledge of printer drivers is a scalable skill.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to not laugh when the VP plugs their mouse into the Ethernet port.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Users start fixing their own simple issues with our new bot.
Month 4
Robotic network pushes install everything needed without human presence.
Month 8
Machine reads your queue and closes 90 percent of tickets instantly.
Month 12
Sensors identify hardware failure before the user even complains.
Month 14 · D-Day
The office infrastructure now self-manages and ignores your login attempts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
200ms
Average ticket resolution
Infinite
User password resets
Zero
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset portal.
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