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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsResetting passwords is a personality trait you really should stop collecting.
Professional password resetter and local hardware whisperer.
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The only ticket closer that never sighs loud.
sluurp.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes annoying users via network protocol
You triage tickets, reset user passwords, and fix broken office hardware. Most of your day is troubleshooting printers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically intimidate a broken printer into working by swearing at it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Users start resetting their own passwords using automated security questions.
Month 3
Smart network printers report jams and reorder toner automatically.
Month 6
Cloud imaging agents push operating systems to laptops remotely.
Month 10
Neural nets resolve common hardware issues with documentation links.
Month 14 · D-Day
The office infrastructure manages itself with no human oversight required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
3 seconds
Average password reset time
None
Tears shed over Excel
Infinite
Office hardware reboots
Your severance
One lifetime supply of canned air and lint rollers.
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