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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy resetting passwords while the cloud learns to despise your users.
Professional breaker of bad news to department heads.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning off and on until it works.
help!youAI▸ TICKETMASTER V-8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes the local drive
You spend your day reimaging laptops, swapping broken keyboards, and explaining why printers are fundamentally broken devices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of panic in a user's voice when they delete production.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents now handle all password resets and basic software requests.
Month 5
Sensors track every dongle and laptop automatically without you touching them.
Month 9
Network-level orchestration pushes OS images directly to new machines instantly.
Month 14
AI predicts printer failures before the first paper jam occurs.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final support ticket is closed by the system itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
90 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
14
Torn Ethernet cables per day
3,000
Hours spent explaining right-click
Your severance
One refurbished mouse and a 50% discount on cloud storage.
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