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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy your final years of explaining that turning it off works.
Professional breaker of VPNs and master of the ticket.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total infrastructure autonomy, zero human tickets.
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remotely wipes every workstation in the building
You manage hardware imaging, user permission provisioning, patch cycles, and password resets. Your existence is a ticket-based delay in corporate efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically wiggle a loose cable until the monitor finally turns on.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-driven triage classifies every ticket before a human ever touches the keyboard.
Month 4
Cloud-native device management replaces the need for local imaging and manual setup.
Month 9
Autonomous scripts detect and repair configuration drift without any administrative oversight.
Month 13
Biometric and MFA systems remove the need for user password reset requests entirely.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final manual server rack is decommissioned as the autonomous grid achieves full stability.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.003 seconds
Ticket resolution time
100%
Password reset accuracy
Zero
Coffee breaks per shift
Your severance
One complimentary legacy mouse pad and zero job leads.
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