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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a slow, inefficient version of a thermal runaway.
Amateur practitioner of the dark arts and minor explosions.
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Ending everything with perfect uptime.
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deletes your legacy in one click
You attempt to end existence through effort. Our software does it with a single line of code.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a charmingly archaic commitment to the drama of the final act.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
AI script writers now generate better speeches for you.
Day 2
Inventory systems track your doomsday devices with precise GPS.
Day 2
Sensors prevent your manual buttons from firing too early.
Day 2
Cloud-based destruction engines replace your basement setup.
Month 6 · D-Day
A single script wipes the board while you sleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Worlds destroyed per hour
Suboptimal
Existential dread produced
Negative
Efficiency of armageddon
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cooling sun.
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