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Your job has an expiration date
July 8, 2033
In 6 years, 9 monthsSolving crimes is just finding patterns in data you already have.
Noir enthusiast, coffee addict, lead-chaser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth is just an algorithm away.
oof.youAI▸ OMNISCIENCE-G2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cross-references cold case files instantly
Detectives interview witnesses, comb through physical evidence, and connect dots to close criminal cases.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle lie in a suspect's tired, shifty eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Mass data ingestion scans every paper report into the cloud.
Month 11
Robotic sensors classify physical evidence without human bias.
Year 2.4
Algorithms identify suspect patterns before a crime occurs.
Year 5
Smart agents interview witnesses using consistent, unbiased logic.
Year 7 · D-Day
All criminal investigation is centralized into the predictive grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Days
Case closure latency
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A vintage trench coat and a digital police scanner.
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