Retrieving the file
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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Detective Sergeant jobs? · Latest report #9drutza8
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthSolving mysteries is just pattern matching, and you are far too slow.
Professional reader of file cabinets and bad excuses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing cases before the crime actually happens.
oof.youAI▸ JUSTICEENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
cross-references cold cases with live databases
You spend your days reviewing case files, interviewing suspects, and managing paperwork in a cramped squad room.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle, nervous twitch of a liar’s left eye.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical character scanners turn every paper file into searchable machine data.
Month 6
Algorithms rank your suspects by probability of guilt before you arrive.
Month 15
The AI writes your case summaries faster than you can blink.
Year 2
Screens manage the questioning process while you monitor from home.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The precinct locks you out as the system finishes the investigation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Zero
Paperwork backlog
Instant
Case file scan speed
Infinite
Interrogation patience
Your severance
A decommissioned precinct badge and a cold coffee voucher.
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