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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou monitor human chaos until a smarter algorithm takes the keys.
Master of heavy doors and endless perimeter patrols.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total facility control without the human error.
oof.youAI▸ SECURITA-GUARD 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
de-escalates fights with targeted audio frequency
You oversee prisoner movement, perform intake screenings, and conduct rounds in a high-security facility.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the intuition to de-escalate a volatile inmate before a fight breaks out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Motion and sound sensors map the entire facility floor plan.
Month 9
Smart locks replace manual key turn protocols across all tiers.
Month 21
AI scanners handle intake fingerprints and medical screening profiles.
Year 2.9
Small drones replace physical walkthroughs to identify security risks.
Year 4 · D-Day
Central AI assumes full facility control over every inmate interaction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
18,000
Average shift steps
Unlimited
Inmate intake volume
High
Human error rate
Your severance
Two months of canteen credit and a badge keychain.
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