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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou build tools for developers who will also be replaced soon.
Professional gatekeeper of the internal developer portal
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for your coding ecosystem
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patches your entire library dependency tree
You create documentation, SDKs, and internal platforms to make coding easier. You manage developer portals and feedback loops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused junior dev why the build pipeline exploded.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your entire internal wiki and codebase structure.
Month 4
Generative agents replace your hand-crafted boilerplate services.
Month 8
A refined agent handles all technical questions in dev channels.
Month 13
The platform self-corrects broken pipelines without your intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves self-documenting nirvana.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
12,000
Docs generated per hour
99%
Developer friction reduction
Infinite
Meeting minutes saved
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct IDE.
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