Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Developer Support Lead jobs? · Latest report #v69uym3y
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou bridge the gap between clueless clients and exhausted senior engineers.
Professional translator of 'it doesn't work' into tickets.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite support ticket loop is closed.
bzzt.youAI▸ DEVREL-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autoclosures tickets with perfect documentation
You triage incoming API issues and translate broken documentation into tasks for your dev team.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is lying about their environment logs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents auto-tag and prioritize incoming tickets by severity.
Month 5
Models scrape your codebase to write the documentation devs refuse to.
Month 10
Systems detect 500 errors and trigger automated rollbacks without humans.
Month 15
Conversational agents handle all partner communication via real-time logic.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire support stack is managed by a single rack of hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
0.02 seconds
Ticket resolution time
99.9 percent
Empathy simulation
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
One free API license for your personal side project.
Discussion
