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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Jira tickets are just logs waiting to be auto-completed.
Full-stack architect with a penchant for over-engineering simple solutions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping code without the human middleman.
stretchy.youAI▸ DEVFLOW ARCHITECT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes technical debt without asking permission
You translate business requirements into technical specs and oversee the deployment of software modules.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell why a legacy library choice from 2014 ruined the build.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents index your codebase and write docs for you.
Month 4
Models translate business requests directly into ready-to-merge pull requests.
Month 8
Production pipelines detect errors and roll back without human intervention.
Month 13
Agents simulate architectural changes to find the most efficient solution.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 seconds
Average code review latency
12 cycles
Useless meetings per week
8900 percent
Ticket resolution speedup
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a coding tutorial site.
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