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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning creative spark into spreadsheets until the spark is dead.
Professional dream-crusher and spreadsheet-filler extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating greenlight-ready narratives automatically.
glub.youAI▸ SCRIPTOPTIMIZER-PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters trends into predictable greenlight signals
You hunt for intellectual property and push screenwriters to rewrite scripts until they hate their own work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a pitch stops being boring to a producer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models read your pile of scripts in seconds.
Month 4
Algorithms predict what audiences want before they know it.
Month 8
Smart agents handle standard option contracts without human lawyers.
Month 13
AI provides notes that mimic your vague feedback style perfectly.
Month 18 · D-Day
The greenlight button is now fully controlled by our servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4 Litres
Coffee consumed per deal
12
Scripts killed weekly
360
Minutes wasted on calls
Your severance
One free subscription to a cancelled streaming service.
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