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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your vague creative meetings into a series of automated budget rejections.
Professional dream-crusher and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning ideas into greenlit content instantly.
nom.you▸ DEVLOGIC STUDIO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters bad pitches in milliseconds
You pitch show ideas, write treatments, and hunt for intellectual property. You then haunt spreadsheets until producers say yes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a show concept will resonate with human culture before it trends.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify viable show concepts faster than your team can brainstorm.
Month 6
Generative models produce show treatments that actually get past the first gate.
Month 12
Software manages the math and kills bad ideas before they waste time.
Month 16
An API manages communications with talent agents to secure writer contracts.
Year 2 · D-Day
The studio runs entirely on creative loops you were never invited to join.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
99.8 percent
Pitch rejection rate
42 per hour
Spreadsheet tabs opened
6 cups
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the platform you no longer serve.
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