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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSolving global crises one spreadsheet cell at a time.
Professional email-sender and spreadsheet-filler for humanitarian causes
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing global goodwill with perfect cold logic.
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filters grant applications by buzzword intensity
You draft grant proposals and coordinate field reports for NGOs. Your value is mostly organizing busy work for others.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when someone is clearly lying about budget outcomes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now handle all your tedious donor correspondence.
Month 4
Algorithms write your field reports directly from raw sensor data.
Month 8
Language models write more persuasive proposals than you ever did.
Month 13
A planning bot optimizes your calendar to zero meetings.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency realizes the bot works faster without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
3.2 cups
Coffee consumed per meeting
14,000
Meaningless email threads
42 percent
Project goals met
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Global Thought Leader'
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