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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour lab bench is just a fancy waiting room for our software.
Professional keeper of mice, keeper of very precise logs.
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Precision monitoring without the biological ethical variables.
oof.youAI▸ TOXSENSE AUTOMATA V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
records physiological shifts before they occur
You monitor animal health, dose subjects, and meticulously log developmental data for toxicological safety testing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, un-modelled signs of animal distress that sensors still overlook.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Sensors begin tracking movement patterns to supplement your written logs.
Month 13
Robotic injectors handle standard administrations without human proximity.
Year 2.2
Cameras replace manual health checks by identifying behavioral anomalies instantly.
Year 3.2
Self-cleaning modules eliminate your manual cage maintenance routines.
Year 4 · D-Day
The lab becomes an autonomous, human-free zone of predictive data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
Zero needed
Hourly cage checks
Non-existent
Data entry errors
100 percent
Subject compliance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to lab-grown pet treats.
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