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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Device Manager jobs? · Latest report #2c7kcmew
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is just clicking update buttons until the fleet dies anyway.
Professional button pusher and panic-room technician.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total hardware autonomy, zero human oversight.
glub.youAI▸ FLEETPILOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-patches the entire fleet during lunch
You track inventory, push software patches, and troubleshoot hardware failures for hundreds of remote devices.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the boardroom tablets never connect.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents detect failures before you even open a ticket.
Month 4
Scripts run updates during low usage hours without human intervention.
Month 8
Cloud systems track and reassign devices based on demand signals.
Month 12
Hardware sends failure codes directly to the manufacturer for replacement.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially disconnected from network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
48 hours
Average repair delay
350 units
Devices per human
12,000 lines
Unread logs daily
Your severance
One free factory reset of your own laptop.
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