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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour infernal bureaucracy is just a slow, inefficient version of our software.
Supreme overlord of the underworld and HR department.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating judgment for maximum efficiency.
sluurp.you▸ HADESFLOW V9.6▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies all your existing moral loopholes
You manage eternal damnation and contractual obligation. We optimize the suffering at scale.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the genuine, lived experience of being the bad guy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We upload your infernal ledger to our distributed server network.
Day 2
Smart agents replace your manual oversight of every sinner.
Month 6
Scripted punishment cycles run more efficiently than your ancient methods.
Month 6
AI-generated terms of service replace those handwritten demonic scrolls.
Month 6 · D-Day
The throne is yours no more; automation manages the misery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
90000
souls processed per second
too high
contract boilerplate readability
0 percent
downtime during apocalypse
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a cubicle farm.
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