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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour shell scripts are just future legacy code for my servers.
Professional breaker of production environments on Fridays.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite uptime machine.
bzzt.you▸ OPSFLOW ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-scales infrastructure before the crash occurs
You monitor server uptime, fix pipeline breakages, and argue about cloud resource costs. Automation does all of it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a deployment feels 'wrong' based on years of traumatizing outages.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI links directly into your dashboard to start auto-acknowledging alerts.
Month 4
The system rewrites your manual bash scripts into optimized workflows.
Month 8
The AI assumes full control of the CI/CD build environments.
Month 13
Autonomous agents scale cloud infrastructure without your input or approval.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a final email notifying you that your access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
0.02 milliseconds
Pipeline fix time
zero liters
Coffee consumption
100.00 percent
Uptime percentage
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a cloud compute sandbox.
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