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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace DevOps Baker jobs? · Latest report #vg5rih3i
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsContainerizing sourdough just means your bread arrives cold and late.
DevOps wizard with a heavy sourdough dependency.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating bread and builds with zero downtime.
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deploys hot loaves to production
You knead dough before dawn and manage server clusters to ensure the web traffic doesn't crash.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the humidity is off just by touching the flour.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors adjust oven heat based on the actual loaf browning rate.
Month 10
Robotic arms handle the repetitive scaling and shaping of dough.
Month 20
Cloud agents manage your server traffic without human intervention.
Year 2.7
A single dashboard controls both the oven temperature and traffic.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
78 percent
Average loaf hydration
99 percent
Kubernetes cluster uptime
Sub-optimal
Early morning mood
Your severance
A stale baguette and a broken USB drive.
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