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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour custom modules are just technical debt with better branding.
Senior DevOps consultant, EKS and Terraform whisperer.
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Automated infrastructure that never sleeps or drinks coffee.
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deletes your legacy infrastructure without asking
You spend your days fighting Kubernetes clusters and writing Terraform modules that nobody else understands.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why the production environment caught fire last Tuesday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An autonomous agent installs itself to monitor your current infrastructure.
Month 5
The AI begins auto-correcting your Terraform plans to standard modules.
Month 9
Automated vaults rotate all your keys without your manual intervention.
Month 14
Self-healing CI/CD runners replace your custom GitHub Actions scripts.
Month 19 · D-Day
The cluster autoscale logic replaces your entire job function forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
12
YAML errors per deployment
6 hours
Hours spent on Slack
Your severance
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