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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace DevOps Network Administrator jobs? · Latest report #2sz6fb24
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour manual server tweaks are just expensive, high-latency shell scripts.
Professional breaker of production, master of the late-night panic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable infrastructure that never needs a reboot.
split.you▸ INFRASCRIPT AI CORE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches production while you sleep
You patch kernels, manage firewall rules, and stare at monitoring dashboards hoping alerts don't trigger at midnight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the configuration drift broke the build at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI detects anomalies before your dashboard even triggers a warning.
Month 4
Smart agents perform rolling kernel updates without any human input.
Month 7
The control plane autonomously reroutes traffic around failing hardware nodes.
Month 10
Language models rewrite your spaghetti YAML into optimized deployment logic.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and powers down your last terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
0.02 seconds
Average Time to Mitigate
100 percent
Human Error Incidents
3 cups
Coffee Consumption per Alert
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a legacy hardware manual.
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