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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour shell scripts are just elaborate suicide notes for the infrastructure.
Professional breaker of production pipelines during Friday deployments.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating away your midnight incident response alerts.
no no noyouAI▸ CLOUDORCHESTRATOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your legacy container images automatically
You manage cloud deployment configurations, monitor server uptime, and fix broken continuous integration pipelines for engineering teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who understands why the production cluster requires this specific incantation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the exact moment your deployment pipeline will break.
Month 5
Bots apply patches before the human has even checked Slack.
Month 10
Language models write all your infrastructure manifests perfectly every time.
Month 15
Clouds detect their own errors and roll back without input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The cluster offboards you and closes your access permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
99 percent
Human error probability
Infinite
Uptime after bot switch
4 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our error monitoring dashboard.
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