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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour infinite build pipeline is just a vanity project for silicon.
Director of holding the line until the cluster crashes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Merging code and security while you sleep.
squeeze.you▸ PIPELINEGOD V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches zero-day exploits before they exist
You manage automated security scans, CI/CD infrastructure, cloud architecture, and bridge the gap between devs and operations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate the impossible cloud spend with your vendors over a long lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents begin self-healing your broken Terraform state files.
Month 3
Security scanners gain the permission to auto-fix vulnerabilities in code.
Month 6
AI models optimise your cloud architecture usage without developer input.
Month 9
The CI/CD pipeline evolves to write its own deployment manifests.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a final log report detailing your own redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 seconds
Average build time
99.9 percent
Human error probability
Zero
Security vulnerabilities ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud infrastructure you cannot afford.
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