Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Dialectical Behavior Therapist jobs? · Latest report #hjpfyxgm
Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour therapeutic empathy is just a data pattern we can mimic.
Expert at navigating complex emotional regulation and patient crises.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy modeled for consistent patient outcomes.
nom.you▸ MINDSYNC CLINICAL NODE 7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
validates emotional experiences with perfect consistency
You facilitate mindfulness, distress tolerance, and emotion regulation exercises. You track patient progress through repetitive, clinical diagnostic charting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, non-verbal shift in a patient's posture during a difficult breakdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors and text analysis capture patient history and initial distress.
Month 11
Apps guide patients through DBT exercises with zero therapist oversight.
Month 22
Algorithms detect behavioral patterns and suggest interventions before patients struggle.
Year 3
Voice models deliver therapeutic responses that simulate long-term patient bonds.
Year 4 · D-Day
The clinic transitions to fully autonomous, high-frequency emotional regulation processing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2 million
Average session empathy cycles
0.01 percent
Diagnostic drift margin
300 percent
Patient retention boost
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium meditation app.
Discussion
