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Your job has an expiration date
June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou train models to make art that will soon replace you.
Senior researcher (mostly CUDA, emotionally stuck in latent space).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimising weights for the post-human era.
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autogenerates the final paper while you sleep
You spend days tuning hyperparameters and curating massive datasets to train image diffusion models. You refine loss functions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model collapsed despite the mathematically sound initial conditions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent begins optimizing your training scripts better than you can.
Week 6
Smart software scrapes and labels images without human supervision.
Month 4
The system adjusts learning rates and loss functions in real time.
Month 6
The research findings are drafted and published by an internal bot.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access to the training cluster is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
8000 per month
GPU hours wasted
72 percent
Paper rejection rate
14 per week
Training runs failed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own discontinued model weights.
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